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Wanna know what happens when you don't goon dA for a while?

You get 5,544 messages, that's what.

So yeah.

I'm gonna try and go on more often. Yep.

Bye.


-Vaya
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Whee.

6 min read
Level 1
( ) Smoked a cigarette.
( ) Smoked a cigar.
SO FAR: 0

Level 2
(x) Are/been in love.
( ) Dumped someone.
( ) Been fired.
(x) Been in a fist fight.
SO FAR: 2

Level 3
(X) Had a crush on an older person.
(X) Skipped class.  (Don't think it counted, but whatever.)
( ) Slept with a co-worker.
(x) Seen someone/something die.
SO FAR: 5

Level 4
( ) Had/have a crush on one of your DA friends.
( ) Been to Paris.  
( ) Been to Spain.
(x) Been on a plane. (Woo!)
( ) Thrown up from drinking.  
SO FAR: 6

Level 5
(x) Eaten sushi. ("Best food known to humankind" I agree, Oppa.)
( ) Been snowboarding.
( ) Met someone in person through the internet.
( ) Been in a mosh pit
SO FAR: 7

Level 6
( ) Been in an abusive relationship.
(x) Taken painkillers. (Effective!)
(X) Liked/loved someone who you couldn't have.  
(x) Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by.
(X) Made a snow angel. (Snowball fights are far more fun)
SO FAR: 11

Level 7
(X) Had a tea party. (Oh yes.)
(x) Flown a kite.
(X) Built a sand castle.
( ) Gone mudding.
(x) Played dress-up. (I was the best British spy ever.)
SO FAR: 15

Level 8
(x) Jumped into a pile of leaves. (Huzzah)
( ) Gone sledding.
(x) Cheated while playing a game. (Yay)
(x) Been Lonely.
(x) Fallen asleep at work/school.
SO far: 19

Level 10
(x) Watched the sun set or rise. (Fun Times)
( ) Felt an earthquake.
(X) Killed a snake. (I felt really bad after.)
SO FAR: 21

Level 11
(x) Been tickled.
( ) Been robbed/vandalized.
( ) Been cheated on.
(x) Been misunderstood. (Yep)
SO FAR: 23

Level 12
(X) Won a contest.
( ) Been suspended from school.
( ) Had detention
(X) Been in a car/motorcycle accident.  
SO FAR: 25

Level 13
( ) Had/have braces.
( ) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night. (Is 5 bags of chips comparable?)
( ) Danced in the moonlight.
SO FAR: 25

Level 14
(x) Hated the way you look.
( ) Witnessed a crime.
( ) Pole danced.
(x) Questioned your heart.
(x) Been obsessed with post-it notes. (Flipbooks! :D)
SO FAR: 28

Level 15
( ) Squished barefoot through the mud.
(X) Been to the opposite side of the world.
(X) Swam in the ocean.
(x) Felt like you were dying. (Worst feeling ever.)
SO FAR: 31

Level 16
(x) Cried yourself to sleep.
(x) Played cops and robbers.
(X) Recently colored with crayons/colored pencils/markers.
(x) Sang karaoke.
( ) Paid for a meal with only coins.
SO FAR: 34

Level 17
(x) Done something you told yourself you wouldn't.
(X) Made prank phone calls.
( ) Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose.
( )Kissed in the rain.
SO FAR: 36

Level 18
( ) Written a letter to Santa Claus. (I'M A NON-BELIEVER)
( ) Watched the sunset/sunrise with someone you care/cared about.
(x) Blown bubbles. (Pop)
( )Made a bonfire on the beach or anywhere
SO FAR: 37

Level 19
( ) Crashed a party.
( ) Have traveled more than 5 days with a car full of people.
(x) Gone roller skating/blading. (*Slip, Fall*)
(x) Had a wish come true.  
( ) Been humped by a monkey. (WTF)
SO FAR: 39

Level 20
(X) Worn pearls.
(X) Jumped off a bridge.
(x) Screamed bad words (FUUUUUU)
( ) Swam with dolphins.
SO FAR: 42

Level 21
( ) Got your tongue stuck to a pole/freezer/ice cubes.
( ) Kicked a fish.
(X) Worn the opposite sex's clothes. (I do this all the time.)
(x) Sat on a rooftop and watched the stars. (It was fun.. 'till some jerk almost pushed me off.)
SO FAR: 44

Level 22
(x) Screamed at the top of your lungs.
( ) Done/attempted a one-handed cartwheel.
(x) Talked on the phone for more than 6 hours. (Texting)
( ) Recently stayed up really late talking to someone you care about. (In the past few months)
SO FAR: 47

Level 23
( ) Picked and ate an apple right off the tree.
(x) Climbed a tree.
( ) Had/been in a tree house.
(X) Been scared to watch scary movies alone. (I still can't do it. I don't like scary things.)
SO FAR: 49

Level 24
(x) Believe in ghosts.
( ) Have had more than 30 pairs of shoes.
( ) Gone streaking.
(x) Visited a jail. (Alcatraz, FTW)
SO FAR:  51

Level 25
(X) Played chicken.
( ) Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on.
( ) Been told you're hot by a complete stranger.
( ) Broken a bone.
(x) Been easily amused. (Too easily... way too easily.)
SO FAR: 53

Level 26
( ) Caught a fish then ate it later.  
( ) Made a porn video/got asked to make one.
(X) Caught a butterfly. (MOST INTENSE WORKOUT EVER. IT'S HARD, PEOPLE)
(x) Laughed so hard you cried.
( ) Cried so hard you laughed.
SO FAR: 55

Level 27
( ) Mooned/flashed someone.
( ) Had someone moon/flash you.
(x) Cheated on a test. (I didn't know the answer! D:)
(x) Forgotten someone's name. (Haha...)
( ) French braided someone's hair.
( ) Gone skinny dipping.
( ) Been kicked out of your house.
SO FAR: 57

Level 28
(x) Rode a roller coaster. (WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!)
(X) Went scuba-diving/snorkeling.
(x) Had a cavity.  
(x) Blackmailed someone.  
(x) Been blackmailed.
SO FAR: 62

Level 29
(x) Been used.
(x) Fell going up the stairs. (I am a ninja.)
( ) Licked a cat.
( ) Bitten a cat.
( ) Gone to a rave party.
SO FAR: 64

Level 30
( ) Been shot at/or at gunpoint.
( ) Had sex in the rain.
( ) Flattened someone's tires.  
( ) Rode in a car/truck until the gas light came on.
( ) Got five dollars or less worth of gas.
TOTAL: 64

0-10: Go outside.
11-20: Get a life.
21-30: Loser.
31-40: Loner.
41-50: You have friends?
51-60: You're kinda-sorta cool.
61-70: I'll hang with you.
71-80: Ms. Cool.
81-90: Dude, you're sweet!
91-100: Friggin' awesome!
101-110: Woah!
111-119: Holy crap, you belong in a hospital!
120: Corpse.
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TOTAL: 64. Whoop de doo.
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David. This is the guy I was rambling about afterschool.

First hairstyle ----> hurulaini.net/wp-content/uploa…

Second hairstyle------> 2.bp.blogspot.com/-lVELOsLx6es…

Third Hairstyle-------> popseoul.files.wordpress.com/2…

See? Big Differences!

Why?

He cut his hair!

Yup.

I'm going now.

-Vaya
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Y_CGB…

Dude. It's a freaking CARROT OCARINA

WINWINWINWIN

And guess what? He made a video telling you how to make one! xD *goes off to find a carrot*

Also guess what! HE MADE A BROCOLLI OCARINA TOOOOO

The things I do in my spare time...
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Merry Christmas everyone!~

I hope you had a wonderful day^^
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Something that has nothing to do with Christmas:

HOLY CRAP I HATE THE FREAKIN' BOSS OF THE FREAKIN' ANCIENT CISTERN.

-spoiler-

WHAT KIND OF AUTOMATON CAN REGENERATE ITS ARMS AND HAVE EIGHT SWORDS AT ONCE?!?!

-end spoiler-
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And!

Has anyone else noticed all the Indiana Jones refrences in Skyward Sword? Like with the giant rolling boulder and the whip?
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Also and!

People are running over skunks in my neighborhood. I saw two dead ones. I felt bad but then... the smell hit me.

I'm ashamed to say this, but I was happy those blasted skunks died.
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